She said she couldnt do it today but shed make it up to me next week
stick it in her butt and if she asks, say that thats what you thought she meant
she's sitting on the other side of the room at this party. with her smirnoff tucked in that little opening between her cleavage and shirt. drinking from a straw. snapping her fingers off beat.
it's love
We can get Dustin to help us. I think he'd be good at luring girls into a dark alley.
She devotes each year to either men or women. I waited all year for her to be straight, tonights the night.
But you wanna know what the sadest part is? I had to smoke on the way back home cause my mom would be suspicious if I wasn't high after I was supposedly hanging out with you.
I swear there's a gravitational pull from your vagina to large groups of men in uniform.
Sorry I dragged you across a parking lot
Just bought koolaid for my vodka in a DARE shirt with my NES wallet. I'm everything I thought I'd be when I was 8.
Except even better, boobs get discounts.
I'm afraid you are becoming too bourgeois with your switch from boxed wine to bottled.
As his dick went in he shouted GOAL at the top of his voice.
Would you please stop exposing your tits on my couch?
Fuck you, my tits are fabulous
I just text my one night stand Happy Easter on her way home...now would be a good time for the lord to smite me.
Gary just stuck his dick in his Guinness. I can't even make this up
He knocked me over backwards in my chair. I had a beer in each hand. Didn't spill a drop.
I'm not gonna be naked if your not here. Thats like a waste of nakedness
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