Lets evaluate? U kissed one boss and lef twith another man. I cock teased the other, hardcore had a tongue jammed down my throat, made out w aa third then left in a cab w alex w them all yelling at me and offering rides. My cheek was also licked and bitten by 2 other men and we almost made out (u and me) because they asked. were hired.
I am so stoned and my professor is handing out candy. I love Halloween.
i'm starting to get really nervous about the relationship i have with my cat
I just smoked my last bit of kief with a grill lighter. This is what crackheads must feel like.
Come part with me. By you sleep! No fun. Idek feelings Sorry for your life.
I just want to like fall into a pit of hot wings beside a keg of yingling and eat my way to freedom
I'm doing running of the bulls tomorrow at 7am...except in New Orleans roller derby girls chase you.
That's why god made go-pro's and tequila
I would date him. For 1 month. Just so I could say I was a trap queen for 1 month.
The fact that I bookended my summer with pregnancy scares doesn't upset me. The fact that he's a trombone major does...
My professor just paused class to answer a phone call from her dog. Im taking shots before this class from now on.
Umm...sounds like a maybe. I broke my nose and have surgery next wed but if I'm ok by Friday I'm down.
Did I literally just offer a blowjob for help moving? Yes. Yes, I did.
I apparently ooze single. The second I left his house after break up sex five of my old booty calls text me
He casually compared computer science to childbirth and I was like "hey, as someone who has wanted to fuck you for six months now, could you please never talk about childbirth ever again"
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