I don't know where I am but the food in the fridge is awesome.
he said i was weird because i want to have sex in public places.
i dont think thats weird i think thats fun
i forgot to tell you, he fell asleep outside my house again last night, but im weird
trent lit his nipple on fire and said "i am the only highlander"
A homeless man in dtwn SF was blasting lil wayne and singing at the top of his lungs. I kinda wanted to give him my life savings
but seriously ill do anyone in one of those hats with the earflaps.
when did my "fat clothes" just become my clothes...diet starts tomorrow
You were eating microwaved pad thai out of a solo cup with a pair of scissors....
I'm not sure how exactly, but this funeral has turned into a ridiculous night of drinking games
I will also be strapping forties to the puppies.
Weed is now completely legal in Colorado and Washington. I repeat weed is now legal! I'm putting a deposit down on a house as we speak.
ROADTRIP.
I just made a drink so ill shit. It's goona be great. Ill tell you about it when you get here. Get pumped. For my shit.
Just please try not to piss Danny off, I really can't afford to find a new drug dealer again
I've lost every trace of self esteem. Even sneaking a BJ in the coffee room has lost it's luster.
just caught myself putting beer in the oven and pizza in the fridge. i should be a trainwreck by tonight.
Are we allowed to ho on the roof?
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