Did Neil Armstrong say the moon was too far away! NO! He built himself a fucking rocketship is what he did!
why would she put his p in her m after it was in her a? that's gross
its gross she let him put his p in her a nevermind his p in her m after p in her v. cleaning up is necessary
i put my m on your v after my p was in your v. no big deal
Henry's handball, Tiger Wood's Car Crash, Roger Federer losing ... That's it....I'm throwing my Gillete away
wow, so sex, not that great its like masturbating with a warm towelette, like the kind you get at a japanese restaurant
Accidentally just signed something at work 'lotus flower' I need to keep my stripper life separate from real life.
Had to use the product locator on on the four loko website to find them at home. Got to go in the backroom of a grocery store to get them. Dedication.
Interesting preview of what next year will be like. Side note, missing a chunk of flesh from my middle finger.
We were all definitely blackout with drunk goggles on, even though you and Amanda were the only ones dressed up as it.
Doing Jager Bombs on a Sunday morning is justified...How else is my team going to win?
The last text I sent him was about nachos. Frankly, if he can't respond positively to that he can fuck off...
This coke is making my nose hairs dance. That good.
He ate the contents of an ashtray and didn't puke, I think he can handle drinking a fifth to himself.
I don't care if it's 2 inches or 20 I mean dick is dick
Thank fucking Christ I was not wearing pants or eating chocolate cake last night.
I mean, drunk me really liked him, maybe sober me will too. Who am I to deny fate?
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