just saw a guy try to order booze in his coffee at 8 am.
thats the last time i clean cum out of my retainer.
i'm in the guys across the halls apartment. i think 7 MIP guy wants me. he just got a medical marijuana card. might be worth it.
She fucked me because she said I looked like Neil Patrick Harris
Just climbed to the top of a frozen waterfall! Do you want to do drugs tm night? The two are unrelated.
He gets creativity points for the hot sauce. But it may be awhile until my nipples forgive him
my tonsil wound opened up during the kegstand but i stopped it with a popsicle
There was an awkward moment where I was going for his cock and he reach out and held my hand, thinking that what I was doing
this weekend destroyed me...my brain feels like the curly fry at the bottom of the bag. GAhhh come save me
that's ecstasy for ya. now I'm kinda in the mood for jack in the box.
81 degrees in april.... Thinking margaritacicles, you in?
We made out a little and then he gave me some weed. I would say it was a pretty productive stop on my way home
He put a canoe in the lazy river at the water and started paddling away from security
Started crying to "that's the way it is" by celine. What the fuck uterus?!
if you're not jumping for joy when you see penis then you're looking at the wrong ones.
...I just added shower water to my vodka on ice\n#sendhelp
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