So they call this "a walk of shame" but fuck that...this walk is fantastic. What kind of debbie downer came up with that name?
I think the phrase "baptist college" should be an oxymoron.
so exactly how many freshman chicks did i tell to call me "the tripod"?
She's trying to figure out what kind of dinosaur I am... Yay codeine.
wearing my roomate's scarf as a dress...halloween 2011 ladies and gentlemen
i love him because he let me keep my UGGS on while we had sex
My phone broke again .... im not really sure how im going 2 explain the teeth marks to the ppl at the Verizon store
I spent the day drinking wine and meditating. I'm zen as fuck.
Why does my therapist keep calling when I jerk off?
What's protocol when the 18 year old son of an anti-gay preacher sends you a message on Grindr during church?
ORGASMS AND PIZZA
PIZZA AND ORGASMS
We're making a scrapbook of dick pics, you want in or what?
After a crazy night, morning sex is just trying to find a position where you can thrust without getting seasick.
I'm just gonna ride this ego train to sex town
Let's be honest, college orientation is going to be "here's how to drink everclear"
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