Nothing too bad. Lost a stuffed horse on a stick and tore my clothes off. Again.
I'm going to shit on something weird... I can't wait
We should probably avoid doing this again, but hey it was a nice one time thing to tell the grandkids about... Hopefully they don't end up being YOUR grandkids.
That's science, my friend. Boner science.
Europe's "the final countdown" was playing. It was pretty much amnesty for anything that might happen the rest of the night. It's a rule.
I'm going to keep a tally of how many lives I ruin this summer. Starting today.
Already at 3 and it's not even noon.
I don't think ill be here long the chick I came to see is blowing rails with a drag queen
Just had a heart to heart with my John Belushi poster.
I couldn't tell if they ere dancing or fucking but they won the costume contest
Just rolled up a joint with a cop standing right beside me. He just told us to not leave behind any garbage or empties. God I love canadian camping
Stop getting drunk and running away. I can'tell chase you. Iim in heels and have big boobs. Running is a bad idea for me.
How proud should I be that I googled "dildo with wheels" and actually got the result I wanted?
Dude, you need to come and get her. She's sitting on the bathroom floor making hearts with her menstrual blood. And remind me never to let her do jello shots again
Ben Franklin would totally be a furry.
You're smoking weed and checking Tumblr I take it?
Thank you for stopping me from getting a butt tattoo. That was a good call.
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