hey i know this is weird but does alcohol affect pregnancy tests?
it felt like I walked into a Tool Academy challenge
just spent all of my last class as a college student, vomiting in the bathroom. its moments like these i will cherish
you'll never guess what i found when i got home...
a cake, in the toilet
Get over here. It's an emergency. Just realized I haven't hd my mouth on a penis in two weeks. Get over here.
Hide in the closet. if you hear me yell patato salad come out swinging.
My car smells like beer, you're here in spirit
I FINALLY HAVE A REASON TO DYE MY PUBES BLUE!!!
I threw up in a mitten on my drive home. Wow.
You told me to keep you from drinking, but we both know I'm not that kind of friend.
How do you say "thats kinda illegal" in thai?
Erin was right. There were bees at the after hours.
You screamed out "happy birthday Jesus" followed by chugging Bacardi straight out the bottle
girls shouldnt black out with american flag bandaids on their nips
My feet surprised me
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