Why must guys tell girls who are a little bigger that "they like a girl with meat on her bones?" Yeah needless to say he went home alone
I'm getting drunk watching the disney channel. Is this a main reason why we aren't together anymore?
that's the nicest way anyone's ever asked me to send them naked pics before...
I am watching the CFL at a Hooters in Texarakana. I made a poor life choice at some point that led me here.
I started to trust fall random people on the dance floor
Well, find something you can use as a snorkel and be aware of your surroundings.
His mom always writes on my facebook right after we have sex. it's like she knows. with her scary mom psychic powers
Our logic class started an hour ago, I walked out and found my sister drunk, sitting down, eating m&ms, afraid to walk in... I want her life
just used my sex toy cleaning solution to clean my reading glasses. midterms are cramping my styleeee
holy fuck that shirt looks so good on him, it was like he was born with it on. that shirt deserves a blow
I just kept screaming "I'm fucking a preacher's son!" Also, this water tastes like weed.
I can't blame him for thinking that then, placing a cone shaped potato chip on the tip of his penis post bj is not a normal act of love
Thank you for FINALLY joining the Slutasorus Rex club in this conversation.
I got tossed from adult league soccer for telling a 55 year old I'd break his hip. I'm a productive member of society
CALL 911 HAND IS STUCK IN THE GARBAGE DISPOSAL. HELP
Do we still have any pizza left from last night?
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