carls jr on main st. japanese tourist taking a dump in the urinal. reading a japanese newspaper and wearing a full suit.
be there in 3 mins
and while your girlfriend wears your relationship pants, i'll be wearing my ecstasy pants
i wonder what thom yorke's orgasms sound like
grad school is all the worst parts of undergrad, without the binge drinking and bad decisions to make up for it
you just used a box of cheese-its to get into the bar
Drunk me was responsible for doing it, but sober me was definitely cheering him on
Good news! I don't have Hep C! Better news! I still hate you!
He picked up a chick with a line about the price of used cars in Sri Lanka and developing economies. Step it up.
i officially have over $300 in my bank account. that's a year's worth of chipotle.
I greatly enjoy being related to her. Even if is it only by a penis.
Bringing families together since 1987
We were getting fries and you hopped the counter and yelled "WELCOME TO GOOD BURGER HOME OF THE GOOD BURGER" and threw up
I need to stop agreeing to hang out with people when I'm drunk.
Saw the Peanut butter guy at checkout he had at least 30 containers of it and like 6 different kinds...
If you're gonna show up unannounced on hangover day, you better have coffee doughnuts and a boner
We sat at the bar and made fun of everyone around us. I'm in love
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