yes i saw that this morning. it was my mailbox.
have you facebook stalked him yet?
No, I don’t know his last name...
Just google his license plate numb
shes laying on the floor in a bowl of salsa with her pants half off and she's crying... i dont know what to do...
i just woke up to a text from him apologizing for making me eat a full lemon
the cops who came hadnt heard yet. when we told them they sang the star spangled banner with us
I'll be listening to "I will always love you" and sobbing uncontrollably all night, care to join?
Quick question, when did I develop feelings, and how can I make them go away?
That's two questions.
I'm about to sell my hamster for weed money I'll call you in a few
You can't just leave with hair like that
You're a five foot adderall and caffeine fueled ball of sexual frustration and suppressed rage. It's only a matter of time before you snap. We're taking bets on when.
I must stop trying to make out with my friends when I'm hammered.
Ahhh the shame of taking out my recycling
Ever try to swallow something and have it go up into your nose instead? Yeah, I just sneezed bacon.
He's a downgrade and it was quick. But it was dick nonetheless.
he's fucking insane. he's worse than me. is that even possible? I'm only with him because his dick is huge. I need Jesus.
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