That was rough. We had a 50% puke rate and 100% still drunk rate at lunch
some girl had on jean underwear. i hate america.
Part in the USA is on your top 25 most played on iTunes. you have NO RIGHT to judge me.
I'm just not sure how to initiate the "do you want to have sex with my boyfriend and I" conversation
Your boyfriend and I are bonding over your giant dick.
Fate is real! that hot chick, Megan just showed up dressed as jasmine and I'm dressed as Aladdin this is going to be cake
I woke up to an alarm on my phone that said "Buy Plan B" and then the guy offered me a hairbrush... which seemed polite at the time
Shaving your bikini line at 11 at night in the Walmart bathroom feels trashy no matter why you're doing it.
Dude come to her party. Someone just took a body shot of rubbing alcohol
We've been staking out a taco bell for 2 hours trying to find last night's one night stand
just so you know.. snorkeling hungover: great decision. I was throwing up and he couldn't even tell!
I took a pregnancy test at Pancheros a bit ago.
Of course I'm watching space shows while stoned on the science channel. Why would I want to learn while not baked out of my skull?
So you just held his hand and he fucking came...?
So I hung out with an australian but woke up with a British man in my bed does that make me culturalized
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