if you like me you must not know who I am
He lasted like 30 seconds. With a condom. I just expected more from the president of a frat.
we watched a tutorial on how to do guidette makeup
Put your dick on his face to wake him up, dont worry its fine.
i cant remember past the part when we filled his tub with skittles.
I've had cake for breakfast the past 3 days. You tell me how bikini season is going.
At the same time. Hot men feeding me brownies. In between rounds of sex.
New one-upper goal: I have to shit off the side of a moving train then jump off
Me and two guys that I made Eskimo bros all soberly slept together in my bed
Is there a coat check? I stole 10 vases of flowers along with two bottles of champagne and I'm not sure what to do with them.
So there I was, eye fucking the waiter and I spilled beer all down my boobs
I can see their wedding vows now: 'Til basicness do us part
His dick is a spiritual experience and meditation is very important to me.
He surprised me with a puppy tail butt plug in his ass and wants me to fuck him
I’m doing some soul searching to figure out how much of a slut I’m going to be the rest of the summer.
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