i've counted 4 condom wrappers but only 3 condoms. not again.
Is it a little weird that I have a ridiculous urge to have sex while the theme song to the Pirates of the Carrbibbean blares in the background?
I just saw a girl make a shank with the underwire in her bra...
They just yellow carded someone for spilling a drink because it was a party foul. Love germans.
Do you remember that time on the drunk bus when I kept thanking the bus driver for serving our country?
dude, apparently i tried to force feed my grandma bananas last night.
I said you have to fuck the german guy and take one for the team...it's a once in a lifetime opportunity you know.
He said I could pay him back in blow jobs. What's the going rate for those these days?
He wheeled me around walmart in a cart, and stole at least 30 dollars of junior mints fpr me. Best date ever.
Last night I dressed up as a cowgirl and walked into McDonald's. I bought 20 mcribs. There's pictures
Most desperate stoner moment; dropped our hard earned resin ball in the sand, rinsed it off and then did knife hits in the kitchen cuz we broke our only pipe
I mean, I introduced myself as "the after party". I think he knew early in the night he was in for a bangathon.
I woke up and my backpack was empty. He used me for sex, and back to school supplies.
You'll love it there. Trust me. Cheap tequila, pretentious beer, tall white guys who will treat you badly. Its got everything you like.
Took it for the first time last night, and i saw a giant pillsbury boy coming after me with a wrench in his hand.
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