Yeah, it wasn't as bad as I thought. I tried not to clench and things went pretty smoothly.
We made a drinking game out of Project Runway. Gay guys are so fun.
me and my mom are sitting in the bank parking lot drying my beer soaked check with the heat... the whole car smells like heinekin and I'm trying to convince her I don't need a.a.
Whiskey + Water + Crystal Lite does NOT = refreshing summer time drink.....
I never appreciated sexting until I went to rehab
oh you know, the usual stuff. getting kicked out of bars and sleeping in cars.
Hungover, threw up in a cosmetic case in my car this morning. This is real life.
It'll be a pair of asscheeks that light up when they're summoned.
GET ME OUT OF HERE THE DOCTOR KNOWS HE IS JUDGING ME I DEMAND A PRISON BREAK
I have just found the cubicle of sustenance. And I will rejoice at all the families that have not found this magic. This vodka cubicle of magic.
Please come over here so I can show off my beard, talk to you about how quantum computing is actually a symptom of interstellar physics, and then put my head under your dress
Don't worry, I'm sure your thrusting skills are on point.
You brought a jar of mayonnaise to bed. It doesn't get any worse than that.
Remember the golden rule, wine is for baths, and beer is for showers.
Grabbed the cop's ass and he still arrested Heather instead. Victory is mine!!
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