White coat. Heels.
Done. Eyebrows are waxed, entire body shaved
do u think i could put an abortion on my debit card?
I just threw up, I'm either bulemic or pregnant, and I'm now accepting bets on which it is
new low, shannon just screamed FUCK THE IRISH to a 10 year old's face then proceeded to throw a hotdog at his parents. I think its time i take her home.
Party in the USA is so catchy!
Yea, so is AIDS.
Its like a relationship where they cockblock each other.
I just brought the toaster out onto the porch to light a cigarette, don't talk to me about being desperate.
It's the only time I've ever felt manly shitting myself
I was just sitting on the ground alone in fetal position shivering and chewing on my hand when she found me. ecstasy was not my best idea.
Ecstasy body chair massage shower sex fest this week?
I licked your asshole in confidence.
It's 7am. I'm sitting on the curb in last nights clothes with a nose bleed and no idea how to get home. Low moment I feel.
I now know he's been cheating for a while. I also know HER name, address, phone number, Facebook account, religion and zodiac sign. I feel like I'm earning my restraining order. Point is, never fuck over a librarian.
He's stripped out of his boxers and is dancing and slapping his dick with string cheese...I don't know whether to call for help or take a video.
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