did you wind up at some random place? and do you remember face planting into the fireplace?
White wifebeaters are like orgies with fat people. Enjoyable in private, i'm sure, but in public: no thanksss.
you know i'm gay cause i'd have sex with lady gaga. what straight man would say that?
I was working er so they smashed a vodka bottle over dan's head so they'd have an excuse to visit
Gotta love hanging with Nat. By the time guys realize she isnt going home with them, they've spent enough money and time to think I'm a good idea.
He calls it "his noble steed" and i plan to ride it.
After a couple hours you decided you were going to walk home but ten minutes later you called and said you'd puked by the side of the road and you needed us to drive you to the art museum.
They left at like 4. I got up to help clean their house this morning and we found his pants. No ones heard from him, we're all a little scared.
fuck your need to drink for whitney a thousand times last night.
Wake up, take the dog to the trails, puke in the woods. More days should start like this.
It's amazing where one well timed dick pic can get you in life.
I've been here 11 months and i just realized i have literally never looked at my apartment/roomates sober
Funny you say that, I just sold my stripper pole to my mom tonight...
She’s either doing coke or thinks my cock has the Covid vaccine. Either way I haven’t worn clothes in 3 days
I didn’t want a minivan, but I have to admit it’s made it a lot easier to hook up with the dilfs at soccer tournaments
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