ashley and jimmy are about to have sex on degrassi.... EVERYONES GETTING LAID BUT ME
Talking her gay man friend into dancing with me officially makes me the world's best wingman. ever.
She gave me a BJ with my hoodie on. it was like i was blowing myself.
What's the appropriate I've been inside you but we're not technically dating valentines present?
You told them that the brownies were safe, and then pointed to a passed out Ryan and said "see?"
You'll get a boner for sure
Way ahead of you. Kinda awkward while paying rent but hey
I sat down next to him and my bra just unhooked itself
I'm so hungover. I just keep eating the otter pops I'm trying to use to get rid of my hickies.
And to top it off I think that was the first time in history that anyone has used "oh just taking care of her grandmother and doing porn" in the same sentence.
You're dating a nurse! That's smart, you never know when you'll have a medical emergency. Probably liver failure.
Well, I just bought plan b with the tips I made from the job that I slept with my manager. So yeah, that's my life. How's yours?
Tell him you want to lick his face. Didn't work for me but might turn out better for you idk
I keep track of what day of the week it is by my recent destinations on my nav system. \nRight now it's: booty call, bar, booty call, brunch, bar, church so that must mean we are getting close to Sunday when we start the rotation all over again.
Executive decision.... we are cuddling naked
A guy caught me talking to a sock today in the Laundry room if it makes you feel any better
Sadly that does. Why...where you talking to a sock
Bc I didn't know him and I asked him where he came from and why he was hanging out with my thongs
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