Also do the "tongue the pee-hole" thing.
you are hot. that is all.
who is this?
the delivery driver from silvermine.
we ended up doing shots out of those medicine cups..swine flu finally did something good for me
my shit smells like andre
Is being a pregnant whore worse than an average one?
Yes..we had amazing sex that I have a 50 percent chance of remembering.
update: last drink of the night and im naked in my porch hammock. life is good.
when i'm drunk i think im just gonna point at him and yell adultery is a sinnnn. youre going to helllll
I've heard so many rumors about me being taken home in an ambulance I'm starting to believe them.
well the night couldnt get much worse after she peed all over herself and the sidewalk.
I have come to the conclusion that my perfect boyfriend is a cardboard cutout of Link with a dildo attatched. Also, Merry Christmas.
Found your counterpart from cali. Walked into the bar we were in with milk and a donut, ordered a beer and said anything his group wanted was on his tab....dangerous
Nothing says besties like laying naked in bed hungover arguing over who is getting the pants
For our 1st date, he tried to schedule a rock climbing. I suggested, "how about we meet at my place and you can scale Mt. Vagina?"
He went down on me while I was on the phone with my grandma.
Randomize
