you kept lifting my skirt up, yelling "PANTY PARTY". needless to say, you're at the top of my father's shit list right now.
You're so easy to please, it's adorable. Like an alcoholic puppy.
you blew your rape whistle in his face every time he got near a girl till he left the party...
Yea, i was tied up and blindfolded. And someone was throwing chicken nuggets at my face.
I feel like I have streams of color and coldness wrapping around my body.
Just thought you should know that your brother tried to febreeze his floors with cooking spray last night.
I have bruises on the inside of my thighs from sliding down the stair case...thanks for encouraging that slut show
I bought everclear. Bring your party pants and some addies
You're not gonna punch me in the face again are you?
okay i am so sorry that i pulled a knife on you last night but seriously that woman knows how to throw a party.
Well would you like to come over anyway? I will be wearing sweatpants and disappointment. Also, I have Jack Daniels and I've managed to get drunk in under half an hour. But my boobs look awesome.
My boobs just got me out of my third ticket last night
i'm so proud. i woke up to nearly seven feet of basketball player in my bed this morning
you win. again.
I love the smell of your bedroom. It smells of a mixture of cherries, leather, and unrequited homosexual desire.
I now know he's been cheating for a while. I also know HER name, address, phone number, Facebook account, religion and zodiac sign. I feel like I'm earning my restraining order. Point is, never fuck over a librarian.
5 seconds ago I had no idea that a fart could travel so fastly thru the tanning bed. I taste it in the back of my neck.
Fucker was flying a Bruins flag. He can pick up the dog's poop himself.
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