...is it true? will i see you next weekend
YES.
ah, i can't wait till there's negative 2 inches between us
are u sure the monkey wasnt drunk too
I just got a ticket for shitting on a sand dune.
I woke up because I was nodding to the dream question of "would you like a sombrero?"
I think i accidentally made vodka pancakes
We ended up on a hotel balcony in Daytona where she lured a seagull down with a pizza crust she found in her purse and preceded to grab it out of the air by it's neck.
But besides the pee thing, he sounds like a nice guy.
he puked in my glove box, looked up at me and said "There's not much to say"
If I don't come back from Italy with aids I did somethign wrong
I found your Halloween costume. I think you shit yourself last night
im sleeping with a therapist...so you can talk to me.
it's too much effort for something that isn't food.
well you don't shave your pubes into a handlebar mustache and keep the party to yourself
Funny how the post-sex UTI lasted longer than the entire relationship.
also I was promised more toga parties by popular media
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