She should get an extra 30 days for that Georgia Rule movie......terrible.
I don't even want to think what you did to boys being that drunk and horny.
Then I wouldn't suggest looking at the pictures from last night.
I found out that they tried to reenact the Snooki drop by using a jump rope and the banister. Pictures say it all.
I'm sorry to inform you but your friends with benefits card has expired has the beginning of the year. If you wish to renew your card you must submit a picture of a fully erect penis. Please note that not all request for a FWB card is accepted.
we found a loaf of bread in my bathroom i believe its yours. sorry i took a shower before we noticed so it might be soggy
there was 12 of us, girls included, shirtless and wielding swords as we bet on rock paper scissors in the middle of the bar. It was like Cinco de Mayo version of the Deer Hunter
his apartment was in a funeral home, walk of shamed through a visiation in the skankiest outfit i own
This girl did not understand, once police sirens go on, road-head needs to STOP
When I blacked in, I was crying to my father at the swim-up bar that "I was going to win an Oscar." how do you THINK Mexico was?
God and karma are having a fucking field day with my body today.
And by "schedule" I meant crumbled up liquor store receipt, that I wrote shit on.
can i text him and be like "oh yeah, forgot i kinda made out with a girl this weekend. For future reference, does this count as cheating?" ?
He sent a video of him jacking off....class will be awkward tomorrow
I'm more heavily invested in that tequila than you are
Does this mean I have to put a bra on now
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