he's going on about how he's going to treat me right and wants to let himself be in love with me and spend a lot of time together. kids these days. like its not about sex anymore. i'm confused.
Dude, I just went to take a piss and looked at my ballsack... Underneath was labled "L" and "R"
I'm sorry for what I said earlier...your vagina wouldn't look funny If you had a kid.
please hurry. your mom just evil laughed to herself in the kitchen like she's plotting my death.
can you explain how you are here for one night and now my kitchen table is in 11 pieces..
This is the first time since last march I'm gonna be going to a class for more reasons than wanting to bone the girl sitting next to me.
so, what part of "he's slept with a guy" do you not understand?
I think ppl see us as an unstoppable drunken force
The only thing I regret was that he was wearing a scarf when we made out.
I had a dream about that dude. It was the first time I had a dream about him since the tryst.
The tryst?
The hookup. I like using sophisticated words for my foolish decisions. Makes me retain some dignity.
idk how I feel so profoundly understood by someone whose latest tweet is "labia majora's mask." but I do.
I feel like I could get pregnant watching Zac Efron do yard work in this movie
I gave him head during Pitch Perfect 2, I felt like the Bella's were cheering me on with their back up tunes
well we woke up in different beds than the ones we originally fell asleep in, you were butt naked, and your boyfriend was sleeping on a cot in the middle of the kitchen. that might be why he's mad.
We can have bacon on the roof while tanning
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