You think ghandi was good in the sack? cuz i sure do.
I'm not gay.
Soooo you want ghandi? is that what your telling me?
If ghandi gives good head...I'm in
Its fine.
i've alrwady decidided boys hate me plkease take notyes.
what
nvm
Where are I am going home with Ryan
I don't know who this or Ryan is but it is probably too late to talk you out of it
question. what would be the least awkward way to ask your one night stand if he came inside of you because you would really prefer not to have his illegitimate lovechild. hypothetically.
You lit the bowl with a rolled up paper towel that you ignited on the stove.
Today as a vday present for myself I am walking in between any couples I see on campus.
Dude before you bang that chick preheat the oven to 425 I wanna make a pizza for afties
It was horrifying, i havent seen a girls mouth open that wide since that one episode of Goosebumps..
it's gotten to the point where there are no existing good choices. even our good choices are bad choice by anyone's standards but ours.
We shall study the pictures later and see if his penis is worth my time.
I'm a gymnast. they should know better than to let me get dunk near anything i can flip on
I HAVEN'T FUCKED ANYONE IN FOREVER AND A HALF I DON'T DESERVE TO BE A TRASHY BLONDE
this is gentle reminder #1 not to forget to bring the vibrator when you come
we were running around the halls trying to bloodhound search out the source of the weed smell, but we ran into six other people doing the same thing, and they all said they assumed it was us.
you just don't appreciate it because you've never been arrested
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