in my opinion joe jonas is kinda pointless. hes just the pretty boy front runner.
the drag queen on stage looks like shes wearing the EXACT same dress i wore 2 senior prom.
would it be inappropriate to describe you with the phrase "bigass titties"?
Dude ur right that IS what a vagina looks like!
Do everybody a favor and GET LAID MORE.
Standing here next to my mom talking to my friend trying to act like he doesn't sell me E every weekend.
It makes me feel uncomfortable and unsafe when he licks my pants
In debating whether or not it's worth getting out of bed and walking 5 feet down the hallway to go to the bathroom before I puke
So, does it mean i'm loose if he can't even tell when he fell out?
i may have reached my "but im high so it's cool" quota for the month.
You went around chanting "dinosaur period" and drinking tomato soup from the can.
My stepdad and I just tag-team hit on a server at McDonald's. This is the man I should have grown up with.
Accidentally gagged on my toothbrush and puked up a Walgreen's cheeseburger. 1) I am not going to be on top of my game tonight. 2) Since when do I have a gag reflex? 3) Walgreen's cheeseburgers are awesome.
I actually bought food at McDonald's as an apology for what I was about to do to their bathroom.
This chick just walked by and pet my beard. Don't know, never talked to her. She just walked by and pet my beard.
Marry her
My ovaries melted while we were talking. I almost told him I would suck his soul out through his dick
That would be a memorable parent teacher conference for sure
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