the thought of Anne Coulter teabagging Dick Cheney kills me everytime.
If you liked it then you shoulda put your dick in it, oh uh uh oh
Studying for the exam.. Identifying the portraits using phrases like "large penis"
i'm calling it girls night to make myself feel better but lets be real.....i wasn't going to get any guys tonight regardless
I am at 2.05 miles in under 11 minutes. So either this thing is broke or I should always work out wasted.
I Know I'm the drunk girl in the trunk right now, BUT PLEASE LISTEN TO ME!
Sarah likes to play this game where she leaves her thongs at every party. she hides them where hopefully gf's will find them. I caught her naked from the waste down in my freezer this morning
That amazing moment when the girl in the passenger seat decides to strip you while your driving.
I spent ten minutes questioning her on what kind of cup she wanted... Then I asked what kind of water she wanted..
WOAH TOO HIGH
I just had the best counseling appointment lets fucking rage
The crooked penis I maybe could have looked past...but no foreplay? Deal breaker.
Btw I'm already known as the drunk roommate. Don't know if that's a success or a failure seeing as it hasn't even been a week since I've been here
Walgreens has pop rocks. Be prepared to get your dick sucked.
I mean, don't most people have like a two week grace period where it's okay to ditch new friends?
it was like 6 shots in and he was automatically my type
Randomize
