can you sing with all the voices of the mountain? can you paint with al the colors of the windddd
wasted?
im pocohantasssss
my dad just encouraged me to do a kegstand
T-minus about 54 seconds until I am too high to speak English.
I'm jealous
My throat feels like a candle.
I forgot how hot balto sounded
she gave me a disgusted look and asked how i could live with myself. because i havent seen the rocky horror picture show. and then dumped me.
This girl brought half a watermelon to class. I want to be on her level.
where did this taco bell managers name tag come from ?
When it gets to the point that I'm more comfortable being naked at his house than my own, it's time to readdress the fuckbuddyship.
This is davidson friend mat i an drunk. Thank you for having a physical relationship. With David. I bet he gas a penis the size of an elephant tusk. You are a lucky lady.
The police report said that there were 25 cases of bud light, two hookers fighting in the street, 13 cop cars, and two road blocks, a kid got tazered, another got maced, and over a hundred people in the house
So that means its a bad thing that your dad found it huh?
I told him that his face would look perfect between my legs. One of my most successful strategies yet.
I just farted and its sounded like it was disappointed in me.
yea sometimes its awkward. but when you're a straight bartender at a gay bar and everyone knows it, they all think that they can make me turn gay. its like oh yea dude that extra $20 tip makes me want to suck some dick now
got a free grilled cheese. Didn't even have to talk about Jesus
Nana added me on facebook...i think i'll have to call her and warn her about my lifestyle before i confirm her as a friend.
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