I'll pay for our taxi if you let me makeout with the drummer and we don't leave RIGHT when the bassist does.
At this point, I would light birthday candles in my vagina for free drinks
so my class lasted 15 minutes this morning because this kid puked all over himself..only at radford
I found out during it when he said "my girlfriend never does this" so he's all to blame, I had no idea until half way through.
Home safe. Took me everything not to stop and pick up some random cat that looked like an ocelot tho.
I told him not to mix beer with his Dr. Pepper...his reply was "i'm a grown ass man i'll do what i want". Judging by the sounds coming out of the bathroom he regrets not listening to me.
According to him, i kept saying "I'm belligerent as SHIT" and tried to run around the house in just my bra and underwear. Thats when they decided to carry me to the car and take me home.
You go to bars with sophisticated older men, I steal lawn ornaments. Priorities
i actually texted him "nice to see you" but then there was a saved draft "i think about you when i get off." dodged that bullet...
I've woke up with the same hoodie on backwards, twice this week. I think that's a record
Sometimes I just want to kiss you without you pulling ur cock out and waving it at me
Woke up with an e-cig stuck in my asshole. Explain.
Wait. We seriously played strip beer pong at the bar last night. Who said I never came up with good ideas
I know you're having some issues right now but can we focus on the gangbang?
But what if there are 6 people and they end up just pairing the off into 3 couples. Is it still an orgy?
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