I went with the blow up doll and I'm glad I did.
Was just grinding with my bio TA. She asked why i wasnt studying
Nothin says happy bday jesus like a shot with your loved ones.
just overheard a conversation that ended in "and that's what I learned in France" How could that not have been about sex
Oh god. There is a bite mark in the bar of soap. Please tell me I was not that wasted.
Been at work for four hours and just discovered the chairs in my office double as a napping surface. Most productive thing I've done all day
I've never known a guy to fuck more random girls in the ass then Dom. His rectal kill ratio is at like 85%
He's like the Derek Jeter of Anal
I have been drinking since 2. And I'm now chasing the cat around the house with a light saber. Anna's helping.
I don't want to jinx anything but I may have found the one.
Cat or human?
Human
We just had an accidental Facebook titty pic scare.
I just ordered cookies for delivery. My life is falling apart.
I told you for Halloween we just need to let the loins free! Let the girth come to us in a flock, drenched with passion!
conclusion: canadians have really freaky sex
Remember that gum I swallowed 3 days ago? I just threw it up.... whole.
He sent me a text saying his breakfast today was leftover mead and some fruit salad
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