I want to bang chis in dee ass burt he be hating on me times two. Me be tryin ti love onu
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I wish I only lived at night.
i could't wear that belt anymore, it was gonna make me keep shitting for the rest of the night
You know its bad when you're praying for a hangover just so you aren't still drunk at work anymore.
I don't think its a good idea if I moon a whole bar again
They past out watching a re-run of the 1984 presidential debate on cspan
What's the big deal? you guys fuck
3 times is my limit. I don't even want to know you exist after 3 times
well at that point we were just fucking to keep warm.
You put your shot glass in your waistband and then told me how convinent it was.
will barter weed for kareoke machine...
I deserve a fucking award for best roommate. I just cleaned his room, so he can have a 3 some
My dad wants to dress like mitt Romney tomorrow night and tell trick or treaters they owe him candy.
She thinks Jesus was an astronaut.
if you guys find pieces of my teeth don't throw them out please
You yelled "Shame!" like you were that bitch from Game of Thrones and then hit my balls full force with your sports bra
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