I reminded them that I didn't puke and I cleaned yours up! So huh!
Contrary to popular belief, while 19 is an attractive age, it does not equate to sexual prowess.
I learned nothing from that class except drinking and chemistry go together great.
So chef boyardee smells exactly the same after you throw it up
i literally discovered the exact same thing last week. i had the lasagna one
ravioli
last time i saw her she was begging the broken jukebox to play lady gaga.
he legitimately fell asleep standing up at the club. everyone was impressed
I found it funny that her boobs actually kinda felt like a bag of sand. the 40 year old virgin should feel better about himself.
I started dry heaving in the middle of sex and she says "You moan funny."
Worst ten minutes of my life, it's was like trying to put a marshmallow in a piggy bank....
Actually here it's more "lie around naked in a dark room" weather.
Carver called his mom a milf again
Was it on purpose this time?
Idk what y'all are doing but I just want you to know I'm home and if I hear him say "slap it" one more time I'm moving out
When God made him he put all his talent in his dick. What he lacks in brain, he makes up for in loin.
I'm seriously considering selling my books back early. I don't use them anyways and I could really use the beer money..
i found a picture from last night of you sat on the floor naked, covered in butter and crying. care to explain?
I was hoping you could tell me..
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