I can't sleep so instead I'm thinking of all the things I would love to do to you right now
That's weird, I usually just count sheep
before i could say "i'm not that kind of girl", i was.
apparently i ate an entire bag of goldfish, kissed some guy with a girlfriend who now wants to kill me, made my sister sleep in my bed with me while i wore no pants, and told my whole family i am pregnant with jonny's devil baby...never drinking again
I have teeth marks. Like distinct upper and lower jaw.
Yeah me too. My shoulder looks rabid.
Amazing. Super drunk. We stole a street sign in a golf cart and went around jousting trash cans all night.
Dropping acid was like seeing the whole world as a blank canvas to imagine anything I wanted.
And apparently all you wanted was to watch the sun explode and me take 60,000 dicks to the face.
Dude Carly, it's like, inconvinent how often you cause me to have an erection
When he was going down on me I referred to him as "Lord Snow" and HE GOT IT. HE GOT THE GAME OF THRONES REFERENCE. I AM IN LOVE
Man I was just the closest I've ever been to crapping my pants.
Just put on slippers before underwear so you know where my priorities are
pesky things like morals, self-preservation and cowardice are not needed. overkill is nothing but a word. there will be blood.
It was a recodring of you having sex ! It was like an ape and a dying mongoose at a buffet Xoxoxo
I also told the bartender he probably had a beautiful spleen
Yeah. I fucked her boyfriend, she knows, and she still wants to keep dating him. That's love.
i need you to come over and tell me if you can notice that i'm only wearing a teddy underneath my trenchcoat
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