so according the 72 facebook statuses i put up last night that i don't recall, i would say it was a success. how about you?
I just did the math, I've had 8 hours of sleep in the last 3 days. Not sure if that means I am dedicated to my sex life or my job...
It's just one of those nights that , as long as you have the drugs, everything is going to be alright.
By the way, playing "guess who I had sex with last night" was a great way to start a Thursday, or any day
Broeke and glass. I feel so and. Appilogixe in morbing.
I have fuck me eyes 4/5 people agree. It's like doctors or dentists but with ppl who have lots of sex and know these things.
I can't tell if I'm still on the hangover from last night, or if I'm experiencing the one from tomorrow, because it was so powerful that it actually traveled back through time...
You put on some guys Birkenstocks that were abandoned on the dance floor overtop of your flats. Then ran out of the bar high gives the bouncer and said "look at my new kicks" then he was like woah wait a minute someone is missing those and made you return them. You were very upset
Well he has a golden retriever set as his background so there's no way he was filming us having sex
My FitBit tracked the calories I burned during sex. Hello 2015!
I just want to drink bourbon and have sex and then eat like, a Christmas cookie.
got some info she was last seen with some guy wearing goggles
So on a scale of 1-10 how mad would you be if I sent you a picture from the inside of a strip club
In California. Through an entire game + OT. That’s a long time to have an octopus in your pants.
Gameplan: If the cops show up, find a potted plant to hide behind... It's worked before!
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