He wanted to take me out and said we could "go huntin in the woods."
He never called back after I emailed him my booty call contract.
We should be called the Road Head Warriors
i wanted to be an indian when i was a child. apparently you cannot grow up to be an indian.
woke up and she was making me crepes. definitely not the last time i fuck a culinary student
Sitting next to a retarded hot married man on the plane, I got 6.5 hrs to homewreck this shit.
i dont understand blimps. what would happen if they collided would they just bounce off or fall to the ground.
dude how high are you right now?
do you think jeeves would know? you do it. ask jeeves.
I just ASL-ed someone for the first time since 2002.
Not my man #1 and if he likes it then he should put a title on it. Till then the gates of hell. Aka my vagina are open for entrance.
i think you may have a shot to cock block in a moment. just saying.
Wake up an cock block please bc these are noises i dont ever want to hear again
Well just watched a guy puke in a trash can then proceed to pick pizza outta said trash can and eat it
I picked up a chick last night on crutches wearing a I am boobman tshirt. I love raves.
She rode me like a jockey on that tiny couch. Then we spooned.
I wanted to waterboard myself with beer, but no one would give me their shirt to do it.
He wants me to fart in his mouth and is offering me SOOOO much coke. I'm stuck between a rock and a hard place. GIVE ME ADVICE.
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