I just heard a girl say "We can't go that way, it is a one way street." She was on foot...Nothing worse than girl from the midwest that move to NY to "live out their dream" -the dream of living in a rat and roach infested 200sqft for $2k a month, and get fucked by some recent Ithaca college frat grad...
Theyre still fighting about whether its called america or the united states.
You threw up in a Dixie cup last night. Oddly, you just gained major points in my book for that.
Fuck Spring. The birds chirping at 4am make me feel unnatural for still being up and drunk.
are any of them hardcore sluts...just absolute worthless human beings? if not the paper wins
there's a barbecue in the shower. I'd like to know who got this to fit inside perfectly. impressive
A client gave me a bottle of vodka today. And he was hot with a beard. It's like he knows my soul.
The van in front of me contains people having SEX. I am in full view of a SEX VAN.
So on a scale of 1 to Friendship-Over, how mad would you be if a rando I brought home sharted on the shag carpet in the living room?
Ok. So let me get this straight. She treats her vagina like a clown car, yet judges me for just making out with the guy that bought all of us shots?
No sex in the champagne room. The champagne room being my life
I don't know what I was talking about but I just threw up in ikea. You can't get out of this place it's a fucking labyrinth.
You kept screaming, "Fuck her right in the personality" and then kissed a guy and slapped him across the face
then I ended up getting a lapdance from my TA...I love college.
I've been sober for almost two weeks and it's been the worst two weeks ever. Even my mom told me I need to start drinking again.
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