What should our trivia night team be named?
Define Statutory
I woke up to a paper award certificate for best blow job and he was gone. You're welcome mystey man.
we managed to turn Dream Phone into a drinking game. don't hate.
i just kept saying he was red & i was blue and we couldnt become purple. I started crying at one point
At least my fat-chick-ratio has not been that bad this semester ...
I've never seen a homeless man jog to get off the bus and then run to his panhandling spot because he's "late for work," but you see something new every day.
I'm making him come over again tonight. I don't know how long this thing will last so I want to spend as much time with his dick as possible.
to improve your porn experience, just imagine a slow speaking older English man narrating it all like a Nature documentary
You can't play that off as role play thing. You held my hips and kept yelling "put a baby in me!" That shit ain't cool.
In honor of today being Sunday I am day drinking and watching Grey's Anatomy all day. ALL DAY.
Are you alive?
I woke up under the pier.
I just want to give face wipes a shout out for being there when im too tired or high to wash my face at night
Apparently I had 2 bloody noses and after my sis put me to bed at the hotel, I escaped and my sister's friend found me in an elevator with some guy
Totally unrelated, but by the way I DO have one ball bigger than the other.
Stand and applaud for me. I have successfully masturbated in a Walmart changing room with the door wide open during normal business hours. I lead a very Charmed Life.
Randomize
