Drinking in an igloo changes everything.
two gay guys came in and bought just a kite and a box of wine. Why cant I have saturday nights that awesome
He whinnies like a horse when he's cumming. I wish I would have known this before we got into a relationship.
Is this a genuine concern or are you just high?
JUST BECAUSE I'M HIGH DOESN'T MEAN ITS NOT GENUINE CONCERN.
Yeah I just gotta do it so that my major doesn't find out. Doesn't look good having a stripper teach your 3rd grader
Girl we've come a long way since our first Brazilian wax
Haha yeah my head's fine..sorry about the dent in your fridge.
I drew a giraffe.. But she did say that bumped that test up from a 39 to a 40. It's the little things.
Props to the guy blatantly doing coke in the bathroom at the bar. Walked out of the stall with a credit card in hand, sniffing loudly and shouting "choo choo"
I found my limit. I will not, in fact, blow my 78 year old professor for an A in his class.
Lol yeah. Because I just woke him up to blow him for being hot.
And now let us go forth, and be garbage people in public.
Isn't that our default mode?
I have got to stop telling people I was almost a prositute every time I drink
I knew you were on something when you said you were a puppy and you ate all the frosty Paws dog ice cream which says not for human consumption right on the side of it.
I woke up wearing nothing but my red thigh high socks and a blue wig. I have no idea what happened.
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