I don't even remember his name...i'm just gonna save it as birthday sex
I just figured I'd let u know that you bought a yacht on ebay last night
this mix will be the most desperate cry for affection in the history of itunes.
i proceeded to stick my hands in his pants while he continued to repeat i have a girlfriend
now that you've tased me I refuse to buy you flowers
I really gotta be careful. My email inbox is equal parts notifications from instructors and this dude's dick. If I get drunk and reply to the wrong thing I might get kicked out of grad school.
I have to bobbypin his pubes for us to have sex. The other day he wanted me to braid them.
he has decreed that i can sleep with anyone who has the same name as him. line up all the toms
Our foot and a bit height difference is kinda fun, except she's so tiny that after we ate burritos it looked like she was pregnant. I had a confusing bonner.
It's like past high you was looking out for future high you by rolling that joint and leaving it in your coat pocket. What a Halloween miracle
My Wonder Woman lingerie has been defiled by man. I'm a horrible Amazon.
He said he doesnt believe in the female orgasm,so no I did not have sex with him.
Whether ya want it or not, it's gonna happen. Assimilate to the gay
My goal tonight is to be arrested by the Police Women of Cincinnati.
How do I sound like a lady while communicating the fact that I want his dick in my mouth?
Randomize
