Tell me exactly where it said it wasn't a unisex bathroom.
Thanks for making me watch you dance provacatively by yourself in the bathroom so you could see if you looked fat.
Do you think unemployment will give me a christmas bonus?
Just facebooked the guy whose name you're yelling in there. So you're aware, his interests include "swearing at babies" and "Ice luge"
You brought out the iron board layed it on the ground in the middle of everyone and passed out for the night
All I could understand from his text was "hatchet" "soccer" & "bitch". its safe to say andy has had enough to drink & will be violent soon
My therapist is concerned about your alcoholism.
You destroyed the landscape if my vagina FOREVER.
At our floor meeting the RA was talking about bathroom hygiene and I really wanted to be like "what about shower sex."
Valid question
I'm in the power napping at parties stage of my life
New low. Just realized I hooked up with a guy from Grindr in the hallway of a building my great grandfather used to own..
Seriously, fuck work.
uh yea I'm curled up in the trunk of my car
I just wish he'd leave so I can vomit in peace.
He sent me a picture of a gas station condom and said "we probably shouldn't use this but if I was to impregnate someone on accident I'd want it to be you"
I refuse to fake an orgasm. If I'm dating him, he better work for that shit.
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