I feel like death. Did you die last night?
Nope. Ready for round 2. Fiesta!
unreal. Greatest comeback since Jesus
You know, if there were no such thing as marriage, i don't think porn would exist.
now i know why i became what i already was.
my iphone just auto-corrected drink to drnknghhhg...
My cousin just asked what abortion is. Happy Holidays.
shes in my pool wearing only floaties on her arms ill have to raincheck watching march madness with you guys sorry
found POGS while I was cleaning my room this morning. Definitely bringing them back to school to turn into a drinking game.
Saying we were separated at birth, got on a ship and sailed here via onion barrel from Somalia didn't help our case at all....
You have all been randomly chosen to participate in a new game called: how high was I? If you have any information about this or about where my clothing items went give me a shout. Thanks an good luck.
I'm the one on the patio wearing underwear. Holding a pipe. Pigtail and glasses. Can't miss me.
So I just bought e from my sophomore home ec teacher. How's your weekend going?
I woke up uncovered, spread eagled to my dad saying "you really need to stop sleeping naked."
what color bed sheets say meditative warrior but also welcome to my sex dungeon...
navy blue
The fact that you have an answer to that is why we are friends...
Dude... this pee is not alleged
YOU SAT ON MY LAP!
Wuddup pee lap
Dick is dick. I’m not turning it down because he’s younger than me. Covid has been a real cockblock and I’m a woman with needs
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