I totally got off with my controler for my ps3. Soooo glad I ended up with that racing game for Christmas.
what if cement was really a rainbow color they just secretly paint it grey so as not to distract drivers
are you high?
Someone just proposed in Subway. Trying not to laugh.
is it STILL halloween? when did this turn into a week long holiday
note to self, drunkenly bedazzeling the silverware was a stupid fucking idea
He's hungover and at the neighbour's garage sale negotiating a price for a tuba.
i looked at my phone and realized all i had said to her the entire night was misspelled variations of "NOTHING IS THE SAME" over and over. she eventually stopped replying.
making out was so insane. it felt like our tongues were paintbrushes made of waves and we were painting an ocean galazy
you dont understand this isnt a sit at a sports bar eating wings and having a beer night. this is a show up to the bar with a fith of Jack and just let what happens happen kinda night. im expecting to smack a bouncer
Ok let me change into clothes i can run in
I'm so eating pot-chocolate cookies while preggers. This kid will be so amazing.
Just me. You're probably having sex with her right now, so here's a reminder that you should be thinking of me per our agreement.
He walked door to door asking if anyone needed to get laid. Surprisingly, that ended his drought
We all just did coke and we're coloring so if you're sober its pointless for you to come over here
Look at all the pictures I have of us sucking on jello syringes.
She's relieving herself in the laundry room. I'm really hoping there's a toilet in there...
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