yeah she is the one who tells people i beat girls.. which ironically make me want to punch her in the face
apparently i'm not the first person wake up and realize she's ugly cuz i tore this house apart and there is no sign of my clothes
I realize that when i start making 24-themed music videos in my head to the song 'love is a battlefield' that i really need to get out more
let's have our labels/stereotypes/careers for each kid by next week.
oh how i love working at summer camp.
she's walking down the hall in a thong and one flip flop and one ugg
Was just explained ingredients in a four loko. Puzzles of the universe starting to piece together.
That's why you NEVER put anything a stripper gave you in your mouth
Article 1, law 1, section 1 of the apartment 25 party handbook: tarp will be purchased prior to any and all future parties. Aforementioned tarp will be placed on floor. Any and all sick patrons must relocate to tarp preceding the event of expulsion of bodily fluids. Failure to do so will result in ejection of guilty patron and banishment of the accused from succeeding party. All patrons must read and sign a copy before entry is granted.
So would it be tacky to offer my services as a future attorney as an engagement gift for her?
What do you mean you don't want me to steal the manikin do you have any idea how expensive inflatable dolls are I can't get that for your birthday
Hey I didn't mean to be all lemme get with your ex husband.
Btw, I feel the need to make sure we have no misunderstanding about this. So here goes. I'll happily mess around with you again. However, I probably won't do it while you're dressed like a creepy clown. Or any clown.
Stop calling him just to say, "my vagina misses you."
this is the last time i am going to a 7am booty call
Oh the best part of having sex with him was that he made me a smoothie after
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