I'm not really sure actually. until I fell in love with a boy (which was just a few weeks ago) I thought my attraction to men was purely physical.
so you were gay...and then you realized you were EVEN MORE gay
God I'm so bored. I wish I had a baby or something to play with.
And this is exactly why you should NEVER have kids.
I mean, he was my book buddy in 1st grade. The kid taught me how to read, the least I could do was give him head.
She tased me when I walked in the door. Thought I was trying to steel her weed.
The guy in 209 is masturbating with the door cracked again
She's trying to figure out what kind of dinosaur I am... Yay codeine.
I inadvertently smoked 6 blunts at one time. We just kept passing them around...I didn't know what happened until it was over. I can't walk.
I though us hooking up in the field was your way of saying you were an outdoors person
Say what you will, but only I can throw up on someone's door and make it look like art.
That's the last time I'm letting you drink that apple vodka
DAMMIT Im supposed to be running a company not discussing dick piercings!
If God invented something better than rough, drunken, lesbian sex he kept that shit to himself.
nothing out of the ordinary. you aplogized for having a spicy vagina and passed out
I just gargled with NyQuil
My life is a random series of events connected only by bottles of Seagram's 7
The last time we went to a costume party, you walked around in a loincloth with a cross and said you were Jesus. I'm eager to see how much more offensive you can be.
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