if i found out she had a dick after i got head, does that still make me gay?
and if it starts getting weird im just going to tell him i used to be a man
She accidentally pre-ordered us Dominos for the next day at 11:30am... we were very confused when we woke up.
he kept a regular condom in his wallet just so he could comment on how it wouldnt fit before whipping out the magnums. i give him points for the build up
Besides the whole peeing blood for a week thing, it was the best sex of my life.
Im just a social blackout drinker.
Chef at hibachi place learned it was my bday and sprayed 20 second count worth of saki in my mouth. Not sure it was the right image to share with my kids, but thought you'd be proud.
SHE GRABBED MY FULLY ERECT DICK IN A BAR AND STUCK HER TONGUE DOWN MY THROAT AND I COULD NOT CLOSE
Ok spinning in the opposite direction thatg the room was spinning was the worst advice ever
On duty sugar tits. A Marine never abandons his post to take nudi pics.
My 19 year old brother just hooked up with his 45 year old cougar kindergarten teacher. These sorts of situations make me realize why the sorority girls call him Wondercock
Take your time. I'm mowing the lawn. In the dark. Drunk.
My Captain America poster fell down. Cap is disappointed in my life decisions.
He kept squeezing my butt and telling me how smart I was
I'm either hallucinating or there is a dying cat outside my apartment....
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