wrigley field is MILF paradise
scale of 1-10 how well do I give head
5, but i have never had a 10. best was an 8 so if i grade you on a curve you are a 7. ish.
you dont have to exercise, you threw up last night!
Well I don't think you could recreate that hangover if you tried. It was like the perfect storm of hangovers.
she just totaled her parents new car because there was a bee in the car. So she crashed into a light pole to kill it.
He made me a mix cd. There is obviously something wrong with him.
I wonder what chicks would think if they learned that when we add them on fb we email their bikini pics to each other.
Found my other fake eyelash. In a condom wrapper...
He gave me four orgasms and I kept yelling "Thank you!" and he kept replying, "My pleasure!"
Midwestern nice.
All I have are vague memories of us eating ham?
I told him I wish we were at my house cause then I could tell him to get out after we had sex.
It's a sexual break up. We maintain a friendship and leave any and all sexual attraction out. It's not hard, having a baby is harder than that.
i sent him a nude and he responded 6 hours later
what did he say?
"oh m god,,, whow '!!!!nm"
I might be a bit longer... I found a hot guy at the grocery store, so I'm following him and buying stuff that he's buying
just threw up in a gas staton parking lot in front of a father and son. stared them in the eyes and finished like a boss
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