You thought cars couldnt see you if you stuck your head in the mail box
walk of shame with early morning football tailgaters. niice.
Hulk Hogan has now convinced 2 women to marry him & I have yet to have a successful or healthy relationship. I am officially depressed.
So at what point while he was throwing up on the girl next to him did you think "yeah, im going to hit that"
Some fat girl belted her graduation gown. That is not a good look for anyone.
He's stoned as shit, eating breakfast cereal and taking a dump. All while listening to dubstep. We may never understand him.
How many times can I tell him that I wasn't expecting sex before he finally figures out that I'm just too lazy to shave?
Drunk me needs to be reminded of my sexual preferences.
at least it wasnt animals
The notification you get from snapchat that someone took a screenie is like a formal declaration of blackmail.
My doctor was like "I think adderall is a great choice. It'll definitely benefit you and you say you've taken it before so you'll be fine!" \nAnd I was like "yeah bro, totally"
he said didn't have much sexual experience and then proceeded to tell me he is going to make me cum harder than my vibrator could
well, that escalated quicky
Sure go ahead and start this 'business' with him...just don't come crying to me when you have to fake your own death in two years
I am the fucking FIFTH wheel. How do you think it's going?
we panicked because we couldn't find you anywhere, but then we found you tripping in the bathtub with Marie's cat. there was no water. you thought there was water, though.
yeah the cops just showed up and they got there ass handed to them at beer pong.
Randomize
