so last night was fun and all.. but you might want to get tested
I want to do you till i cant cum anymore. Till all i get is a little flag that says "bang".
you came back at 4am in a suit jacket and a half eaten burrito...
There is nothing wrong with wanting a slide attached to your staircase
she said she was gay. i said prove it. she said "ok i wont fuck you"
Did he make you just lay your head next to his cock and talk to it again?
I think we can all look back on last night and categorize it under, " reason why Cory can't be left at the bar by himself"
Just had my ass outlined on a bar top with permanent marker and then they carved the imprint into the wood with a knife. I'm famous in the country!
Partial kegs from last night are currently in my bathtub, which leads me to 2 questions: 1. What are you doing tonight? 2. Can I use your shower?
My mom slipped a condom in my pocket along with a sticky note that said "be safe sweetie."
Power went out. She lit a candle and gave me head. Made some pretty impressive candlelight cocksucking shadowpuppets. Must be what porn was like in olden times.
I think my penis runs off weed. I haven't smoked it 3 days and I have no sex drive what so ever
as much bud light as i have consumed over the years budweiser should give me a clydesdale
After the first time we had sex he kept saying "I'm proud of you" over and over again
I don't think you could pull off being mean.
How do you think I'm still single?
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