My new storm is the chrons
The only reason I needed a new one is bc I threw up on my other one(248): And since Verizon doesn't have a throw up test, I was eligible for a new one
I want to give you a handjob with my mouth.
I dont get it-she has sex with me but wont be my facebook friend?
Ed hardy makes air fresheners now. Now even the air can be a douchebag.
I wish i could tell a story about guys I know without the phrase "and then I blew him." coming up.
Bob the builder, bob the uilder bob the builder bbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbjbbbbbiotch!pp!!!!
Just wanna let u know that we are almost on the pity blow job level of our friendship.
Dude I am not desperate enough to pay my dealer in change. Maybe tomorrow.
I don't think it counts as a walk of shame when it's someone you've wanted for 4 years. That's mission accomplished.
230 lb girl across the train from me is giving a dude in a kilt a handjob while he sits in her lap
All I can remember is posting my chicken burger in the post box. Postman is in for a treat.
I kept resisting the urge to yell "2 for 2!" so they could hear me on the other side of the wall.
to drive Frat boys away, one just needs to cat-call at them. It makes their masculinity weaker, and yours stronger.
This isn't good. I can't find my mom. This is why we don't give her Fireball.
Don't worry about me. I am infinite.
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