No awkward lesbian experiences without me
i just got arrested. apparently dont move means dont move.
I feel like I am becoming dumber sitting here in class than I would be sitting on the couch smoking weed.
fter the third song from an iPod commercial played I realized how much that frat sucked.
I would call you but I don't feel like these hands belong to me.
He taught me where the gears in a five speed are with his penis.
do i respond to the booty call for the guy with the bigger dick or the one who has the gourmet coffee i like so much? at this point i'm leading toward the coffee
Aaaaand my mom is wearing jeggings...
must go to store soon wiping with panty liner ugh
Is banging someone in the national guard considered a state service or a national one?
a girl walked up to me and asked if you were my brother. she shook her head and said 'im so sorry' when i said yes. what did you fucking do????????
If by fun you mean, did I meet her cousin for the.first time and bang him, then yes it was a productive evening.
i mean ive seen your left buttcheek how much more bro can this get
Ive completely stopped wearing makeup. Not even eyebrows. Thats how sick of wisconsin I am.
Actually new year, new me. I haven’t had sex yet so technically I’ve been a virgin all year.
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