If you're really into hairy Serbian chicks, Cleveland has a lot to offer(216): We're going to cougar night, the serbian chicks are the best aged.
3am cut off hipster s***'s afro on porch. Opened champagne. Felt like delilah cutting off samson's hair. Then shower & anal. So I guess his powers are intact.
My dad just told me if I'm going to smoke pot, to make sure I use a clean needle. WTF?
yeh she's definitely getting a ham and plan b omelette in the morning
I'm not sure, but I think she had a tampon in when we fucked
i took my sailor hat off and used it as a vom bucket
You're not supposed to support this behaviour, btw the judge recognized me
Sorry, not ignoring you.. We broke open the other piñata left from cinco de mayo and it was filled with condoms, mini booze bottles, and those little party horn things you blow into. You'll forgive me when we're fucking for days with all these free condoms.
Please tell me there isn't another video of me on the toilet...
Woke up naked next to Alex and he was braiding my hair and then commented on how healthy my hair was. I don't even know anymore..
I'll be there in spirit. Right there in your vagina.
Well I'm sorry I assumed you were a human and that humans have the capability to forget sometimes.
quickly learned not to sleep with your roommate and work colleague in the same week
She used a candle as a shot glass.. A FUCKING CANDLE BRO!!
They left me at home... I'm a liability
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