Whats contracted in vegas does not stay in vegas....
exactly what part of this weekend seemed like a good idea?
it wasnt like "sexy" or whatever. like...she was smiling just standing there butt ass naked
tasteful.
You two were too busy to notice that his used condom landed on me when he threw it.. Thanks.
Remind me tomorrow to take that ball-gag out of my purse.
The usual, bring face make up, I have a weird gash on my nose, probably from my one night stand
I'm confused are we getting high or did someone actually die?
It's like I just got slapped in the face with the cock of nostalgia.
Who invented hangovers? And why did I make out with him and eat an entire can of chilli mixed with hot fries while screaming "YOU ONLY GRADUATE ONCE" last night?
I beer bonged before it even hit 4 o' clock. Please get on my level homecoming style.
I threw up in my backpack last night, but at least it wasn't in the pizza box again
WE HAVE TO LEAVE. I HAVE HAD SEX WITH WAY TOO MANY PEOPLE IN THIS BUS STATION.
What is your friends name that I hooked up with? ....I think j found his credit card under my bed
I couldnt sleep the entire night because her cats kept reaching under the door like they were trying to eat me for taking their place on her bed.
I always knew youd fuck a cat lady
I want to disappear from this job like a fart in the wind.💨
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