i just told a girl i would suck the alcohol out of a deoderant stick
u sent me just one boob. one just doesnt do it for me. u dont get full on a half a rack of ribs u need a full one
med student doing my blood work at the AIDS clinic just hit on me after I told him i was having unprotected sex, but didn't think i had HIV.
im so poor im using the bottom of my laptop to heat my food.
So I feel bad, Ross is asking questions, I think they need to know it's a Spanish lesbian bar
Pretty much gone. He was in the backseat and kept whispering that his "toes felt like pigtails"
I just finished deleting miscellaneous contacts from my phone ... time for a HIV test!
She has either a C-Section scar or a bullet wound, I can't quite tell
Its everclear night, yall need carbs in your body!
The fact that I'm going to be living with you is starting to make me worry about my heatlh.
Ya that ship has sailed dude
i definitely signed you up to receive text message notifications from a jukebox last night. Not even sorry.
I literally can not watch Thor without thinking of your dick
I got titty fucked last night and you're breastfeeding your newborn. Clearly we have gone two totally different paths since 2011.
Going to give your dick a friendship bracelet.
THE COP WHO TOOK MY MUGSHOT LAST NIGHT JUST ADDED ME ON FACEBOOK
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