it was like getting a handjob from mrs. butterworth
I'm retiring my vagina. Better yet I'm Farve-ing it.
Def the best call fo sho
That way it can come out of retirement anytime and play for different teams. And it can wear Wranglers.
He' s half Black and half Italian, I finally asked...this penis maybe one for the records.
My 10 year old son gave me a bottle of jameson for fathers day. Did you have something to do with this?
I don`t remember Saturday, actually
Its ok, i dont remember 2007
Postcard from jail please. Reserving a spot on my fridge.
despite the cops showing up at 8am, pre gaming groundhog day was my idea yet. and by pre gaming, i of course mean getting black out drunk by 7:30am
He's def the type to chop us into bits whilst screaming "NAPA BITCH". AKA my type
woke up to a family dragging me under their beach umbrella, they poured water on me bc they "thought I was dead" then fed me quesadillas and nursed me back to health... gotta love Cabo
You rubbed a frozen pizza in my face. The concerning part was that it was semi cooked from our body heat
I can't believe you cupped pat's balls to prove your fake relationship
I took my makeup off with mouthwash. Seemed like a good idea. It worked.
You threw up with such class too! Tiara and all.
i need something from you. video yourself doing naked jumping jacks and send it to me. it will make me smile
she referred to her cum as “pussy butter” so needless to say we had a good night
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