Don't you send me to vm
I heard we made out
he just told me about his fetish for rubbing grape jelly on his penis.
What I'm saying is Afghanistan is America's sexually contracted disease.
Just saw a denim jacket with the phrase christian cowboy...ridin with the lord under a picture of a cowboy in a sunset. I'm def in mississippi.
how can i incorporate a boy scout uniform into what i do tonight?
When he came downstairs he looked at me like I was attempting to rob his house.
Did you reintroduce yourself?
He threatened to call the cops.
I don't know what I wash first. My body or my puke painted car. People are judging me as I drive by.
fuck your need to drink for whitney a thousand times last night.
Just smoked pot with a guy who has apparently been living in the woods for over a month. He just walked out of the woods. This is not real life.
I found you laying in a field of grass near the trail I jog on in the morning like a drunken Bambi.
He had a flex off with himself in the mirror but he thought it was someone else for at least 20minutes.
When he was leaving this morning he said I'll text you later on and I replied with if you don't that's cool too.
My debit card was between my ass cheeks when i woke up. i vaguely remember putting it there for safe keeping
She started waving a nerf rifle around and demanding free booze.
Randomize
